Hi, my name is Vivian Saavedra. I am announcing here on my blog that I will be running for the Congress of the United States as a Representative from the wonderful Free State of Maryland. I will be running on the Piranha Party Ticket.
I take this campaign as seriously as Joe Biden appears to take his job of keeping track of the Stimulus funds and making sure there is no waste or fraud.
My campaign headquarters will be located in my house. My basement, actually. Pajamas required.
Further announcements can be found here in the coming days.
Thank you.
Letters from Glome 
You’ve got my vote–oh wait, I don’t live in your state. Does that matter?
My vote, too, VL. No, Nancy, I don’t think it matters. I think they’re very, very flexible with residency of voters too. It’s neat how they do that. The more, the merrier.
You’ve got my vote too. I like your pajamas required policy.
Just make sure you all run in your (fake) districts too!
I am registering as a voter in your district- and all others that I can find.
Pajamas – check
Large pic-a-nic basket- check
Rather have you in the race than just about anyone else- Priceless