Hi, my name is Vivian Saavedra. I am announcing here on my blog that I will be running for the Congress of the United States as a Representative from the wonderful Free State of Maryland. I will be running on the Piranha Party Ticket.
I take this campaign as seriously as Joe Biden appears to take his job of keeping track of the Stimulus funds and making sure there is no waste or fraud.
My campaign headquarters will be located in my house. My basement, actually. Pajamas required.
Further announcements can be found here in the coming days.