Category Archives: Movies

Anti-Movie Review – Movies I’m not going to see

Brokeback Mountain Two words: gay cowboys. Nope. Not gonna do it. Love story, you say? Still, not gonna do it. Cowboys are some of the sexiest men on earth and I’m not gonna ruin my enjoyment of bullriding by visions … Continue reading

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Narnia – The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

See the trailer here. I’m nearly ready to embarrass myself, I’m so excited for this movie to come out. Everything I’ve heard and read tells me that Walden Pictures and Disney made every logical attempt to stick to the story, … Continue reading

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Movie Review – Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

This made Speilburg cry? All I could think was: How on earth did this sticky treacle make that man cry. It just wasn’t that good or that moving. There was too much to mock and frankly, the script was so … Continue reading

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Movie Review – Super Size Me

This was a funny movie. Aside from a graphic rectal exam scene I could’ve lived my entire life without seeing, I can’t complain about anything I saw. It was also very informative. The doctor’s visits alone should be transcribed and … Continue reading

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Movie Review – Matrix: Revolutions

This will be short. I hoped since I saw the second Matrix that the third would end this way: Neo dies. Fade to black. An alarm goes off, you hear groans. A messy bedroom comes into focus. From the bed, … Continue reading

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Movie Review – The Last Samurai

I’ll try to post movie reviews as I see a movie. Not because you care what I think, but because now that I have a blog, I can. Some movies I’ll see in the theater, most I won’t. I refuse … Continue reading

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