The Apocalypse

Signalling the end of civilization, 45 year old fame-whore wannabe precipitates the apocalypse by stealing Rebecca Black‘s newest and horrible single, Bump It. Lyrics indicate that this song makes absolutely no dang sense.  Michaele Salahi, the fame-whore at the center of this fabricated and tiresome controversy, has claimed responsibility for this abomination, saying, “my music just feels like a magical prism”.

God help us.

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