Just as Dead…

Above is one of the new labels on cigarette packages warning smokers that smoking will kill them.

Thank you, government. I expect there to be pictures of fat people on potato chip bags shortly.  Will they put a picture of an aborted fetus on the door of an abortion clinic? Because you only have to do that the one time, not over a period of decades to do deadly damage.

Though I must point out that the previous owners of these lungs are both just as dead as the other.  The one with healthy lungs is dead, presumably of natural causes like heart disease, shark attack or speeding vehicle hitting a tree.  The smoker obviously died of horrible lung disease, or shark attack or speeding vehicle hitting a tree while on an oxygen tank.

Just saying, BOTH of these sets of lungs have previous owners.  Dead owners.  Both of them.

Okay, I’m done.

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