Mahkmood Ackmadoorsajar, leader of Iran, says that Europe is stealing
his Iran’s rain.
“Western countries have designed plans to cause drought in certain areas of the world, including Iran,” Mr Ahmadinejad said in the city of Arak in Markazi province.
“According to reports on climate, whose accuracy has been verified, European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump” their water on their continent, he said.
By doing so, “they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries, including Iran,” Mr Ahmadinejad charged.
He goes on to claim that a “Western” politician was predicting 30 years of drought for
his backyard the region. I’m assuming that the “Western” politician is George Bush since he cavorts with Satan and Dick Cheney. But I repeat myself.
I still think the Egyptian claim that the JOOOOOOOOOS trained sharks to attack and eat only Muslim swimmers in the Red Sea is the best of the Muslim crazy-time conspiracy theories. But this one definitely goes into my collection of bone-headed demagoguery.