I love chocolate. Not in a “Hersheys is great” kind of way. You can have my share of Hersheys. I’m not a fan of milk chocolate and I actively hate Hersheys dark chocolate, it’s way too sweet and cloying. Yuck.
No, I like chocolate in a dark, bitter, I’ll cut you if you get in my path to the Chocolove 75% bar kind of way. I like varietal chocolates. I’m a chocolate snob. (I’m not a fan of Godiva either.)
So, like I always do when I’m confronted with the section of awesome high end expensive chocolate bars at Whole Foods…I take my time and see if anything calls to me.
At the bottom something caught my eye…could it be? Has someone finally recognized my devotion to fine, dark, bittersweet chocolate and honored my love by naming a chocolate bar after me? Is this truuuu…..
They spelled my name wrong. I nearly cried.
Well, I didn’t cry, I bought a bar. It’s good. Really good.
But they got my name wrong. *sniff*