And other flavors…I love Bittersweets.
Oh, who am I kidding, I enjoy pretty much everything Despair.com sells. They just crack me up. But the Bittersweets are just over the edge hilarious. This year they added a new category to their line of sad anti-Valentine’s Day candies. Dysfunctional and Dejected are joined by Dumped. Stamped with the most awesome sayings, the flavor names, like fossilized antacid, and totally cool black heart tins, I’m sold.
I love the sayings, like “CELIB8 THX2U”, “DIGNITY FREE” and “RETURN TO PIT”. I am LMAO!
The best bit is this: Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be.
Color me giggling.
*Maybe this is a product only a cynical single woman in America can truly appreciate, but I do. I really do.
And this new demotivator, Romance, had me at hello.