I hope that X-Box was worth it. Dummies.
Reasons for a human stampede:
- Baby Aliens burst their pods and are scurrying after you.
- Terrorists open fire and you have your kids with you.
- A tsunami is heading towards your picnic.
Reasons you are a bone head to stampede:
- Everything else.
Reasons you should face jail time for stampeding:
That is reason #1 I detest going anywhere near the mall on Black Friday.