Just some funny things I’ve seen in the news lately.
A. French Anarchists rioting for rights. How funny is that? Even better is when they march together. HA! A bunch of anarchists all walking in the same direction. That’s gut achingly funny.
B. Illegal Immigrants protesting for rights carrying Mexican flags. Highly hilarious. Even better is them declaring “I’m not a criminal.” Actually, you are, since breaking the law is intrinsic to the definition of a criminal and sneaking across the border would be breaking the law, making you a, um, criminal.
C. Illegal Immigrants protesting for rights carrying American flags upside down. HA! Seriously, if you want to stay learn to wave it the right way, that might help.
D. Ted Kennedy naming his dog “Splash”. Does he not get the irony? Too funny.